The night before last, I went to the grocery store to pick up some ginger ale for That Boy who was sick with a stomach bug. I got what I needed and wandered over to the express lane to check out.
The lady in front of my only had 2 items on the belt. One was a box of chicken broth, and the other was a very tall single can of Icehouse beer. And I thought to myself, that's a messed up recipe she's making to be buying chicken broth and beer at 8 o'clock on a Monday evening.
Two days later, and I'm still wondering about those 2 ingredients. I mean, if you see a woman buying both a box of tampons and a box of bullets (I think you'd probably have to go to Walmart for that particular combination), then you know someone's in trouble and to keep far away from her in the parking lot. But chicken broth and beer? It's a poser.
2 comments:
Tampons and bullets. Oh MY!
- SOOOO true.
How about a nice new butcher knife and a bottle of Midol?
I'm thinking she's making fish and chips? Beer + broth might make some kind of batter? maybe not. HA!
Midol and a butcher knife you can get at Target, it's the bullets that make the picture special, and what keep me away from WalMart.
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